if i were a month, i would be: September
if i were a day of the week, i would be: Tuesday
if i were a time of day, i would be: 2am
if i were a planet, i would be: Mars
if i were a sea animal, i would be: an Oyster
if i were a direction, i would be: West
if i were a piece of furniture, i would be: A Desk
if i were a sin, i would be: Lust
if i were a historical figure, i would be: Catherine the Great
if i were a liquid, i would be: lighter fluid
if i were a stone, i would be: Ruby
if i were a tree, i would be: a willow
if i were a bird, i would be: an albatross
if i were a tool, i would be: an awl
if i were a flower/plant, i would be: A Peruvian Daffodil
if i were a kind of weather, i would be: Summer shower
if i were a mythical creature, i would be: a siren
if i were a musical instrument, i would be: a piano
if i were an animal, i would be: a cat
if i were a colour, i would be: red
if i were a vegetable, i would be: a pea
if i were a sound, i would be: a moan
if i were an element, i would be: earth
if i were a car, i would be: a light weight pickup truck
if i were a song, i would be: "Delilah" by the Dresden Dolls
if i were a movie, i would be directed by: Bob Fosse
if i were a book, i would be written by: Neil Gaiman
if i were a food, i would be: cotton candy
if i were a place, i would be: a riverbed
if i were a material, i would be: cotton
if i were a taste, i would be: chocolate
if i were a scent, i would be: baby powder
if i were a religion, i would be: atheism
if i were a word, i would be: Disenchanted
if i were an object, i would be: a fan
if i were a body part, i would be: the collar
if i were a facial expression, i would be: :/
if i were a subject in school, i would be: Science
if i were a cartoon character, i would be: Yuuko
if i were a shape, i would be: a pentagon
if i were a number, i would be: 7