It's been a while.
So what's happened while I've been gone?

-I contracted H1N1 "swine flu" (and have a cough that just wont leave me)
-At work I asked my manager to not make me close more than 3 days a week, and decided now I have to close 5 days a week (GTFO of my life Hobby Lobby)
-Discovered a whole new level of anti-social behaviour I didn't even know I was capable of
-Gave up on socializing after numerous repeated metaphorical slaps across the face that basically told me that no one cares enough about me to give me the time of day.
-Went to the doctor and after a discussion of problems that I thought were linked to birth control, he recommended anti-depressants and anti-anxiety medication.
-My mother went crazy and attacked me while I was sitting across the room and trying to talk some sense into her. After she attacked me she attacked my father with a decorative spear that was mounted on the wall.
-Money problems!

Tell me your woes